Well, here we are again. A wonderful time of year. A stressful time of year, but it can also be wonderful. If you don't let your family drive you crazy.
Remember to breathe, count to 10, and do it again as needed.
That way when you're sitting in the kitchen of your family's trailer watching your Druncle pass out in the sink and your mother smoking her 50th Kent Menthol with her hook-for-a-hand -- you can just breathe and relax. Swipe the fifteen cats off the kitchen counter with one fell swoop and pour yourself a well-deserved eggnog.
But take it easy on the eggnog, because no one needs to lose another tooth again this year. Remember, Christmas only comes once every 12 months. And it doesn't last forever. Hang in there.
Merry Christmas,
Sandra
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