However, this e-mail is from some scam artist who claims to be "working" in London as a banker. I hope this person ends up spending as much time in prison as I did, if not more.
His ‘letter’ is in italics, my responses to his letter are in bold.
Allied Irish Bank Ltd,
14-16 Cockspur Street,
London , SW1Y 5BL.
Dear Friend,
Friend? Seriously? Who are you?
I was reading through your profile on the internet and found it interesting.
I bet you did.
Be so kind to contact me at your earliest convenient for a possible business deal involving money transfer of about £14.5 Million.
I don’t know who you are, but I won’t be contacting you at my earliest convenient. You are a criminal, and you are high on crack.
I am Roland Brown presently in London working as an investment consultant with the above bank at their London office. I am poised to work this deal out if we can do business. As at this moment, I am constrained to issue more details about this business until your response is received.
Oh, you’re Roland Brown and you are constrained to issue more details? I think you should be restrained with handcuffs and put in a hole with snakes.
As we have not met before, I will give you every details you need to know about me as we progress with the business.
I'm pretty sure I know every details I need to know about you. You are a criminal and your English is terrible.
I thank you for spearing moments of your very busy schedules to read my proposal. Send your response to my email address.:invest_2200@yahoo.com.hk
Thank you for spearing moments of your very poor English. Nice try, you loser criminal.
Thank you for your time and attention.
Thanks for reminding me of why I hated jail – because criminals are stupid, lazy crack heads.
Warmest regards,
Roland Brown
Kiss my butt,
Sandra O’Day
